Never overwork your Pokemon

Pokemon Black and White have only just come out, which means the doors have flooded open for all the new trainers. Shikimi, the first of the Elite Four, is the first obstacle for cocky trainers who think they have what it takes to become a Pokemon Master.

But it's not Shikimi who really has to bear the brunt of all this, it's the first Pokemon she throws out, Desukan. After wave after wave of kids trying their best strategies, using items to tip the battle in their odds and even browsing the internet for how to take him down, it still hurts even when he beats them.

Tired of taking orders from a human, even if she is a controller of spirits, Desukan decides that he will be the master for a while... at least until the next wannabe Pokemon Master comes calling.

And the Elite Four don't fight on sunday. It might be a while before Shikimi gives the orders again...

Pokemon, Shikimi, Desukan © rich Japanese people.
Told you she'd get the treatment soon.

Sorta-sequel here. [link]

Gagged variant here.